Holy scrotum Batman!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I may have just come across the man who is in possession of the smallest balls EVER. At first, I couldn't quite tell if there was only one ball that was just lopsided, but after poking around a little bit, I discovered that it was two very teeny weeny balls. Mind you, they did his shlong no justice, but holy crap! Try looking at something like that and keeping a straight face.

Now don't get me wrong, I've never been one for the gigantic scrotum clapping away while you're in the throws, but I've always liked a guy who has a decent pair. Needless to say, I was disappointed with this one guy, yet I was also amused.