I will never understand men

Men normally voice their complaints about how difficult it is to read women, but really, it's the other way around. Men are just a tabula rasa. They can be the most romantic people one minute, and then they are the biggest assholes this planet has to offer.

For example, I stopped by Walmart to purchase a Sex and the City DVD set, and I started chatting to this one guy who was in line with me. We were both complaining about stupid drivers on the road, and I thought things were going well, until the guy went all bi-polar on me. He started yelling out, "You fucking cunt! You're probably one of those fucking assholes on the road too!" Can you say psycho? And here I was, thinking, "Hmm, maybe I should give this guy my number." I peeled out of there faster than a fat kid in a health food store.

So, not only did I get yelled at by a stranger, for no reason mind you, I also saw TWO men peeing at the side of the road on my way home from Walmart. I guess I was wrong before when I said men were monkies. [http://suburban-swank.blogspot.com/2006/03/men-and-monkies.html] Men are dogs.

Let us see compare the two species:

Dogs pee in public and in various inappropriate places.
Men pee in public places and on the side of the road. (Peeing in inappropriate places is still to be determined.)

Dogs are hairy creatures who shed.
Men are hairy creatures who, if they have excess hair...cough Bricks...[http://suburban-swank.blogspot.com/2006/03/hairy-and-uncircumsized.html] need to shave it off.

Dogs have smelly breath.
Men have semi-bad breath. (Depends on the man you're dating. Some of them have very nice minty breath.)

Have I proven my point yet? Maybe I'm just being a bit harsh. Perhaps this is a retalliation to the crazy Turrets guy in Walmart.

Oh, PinkPolish and I saw Ice Age 2 today. Great movie! I LOVE Scrap!