The Hairy and the Uncircumsized

This is bad. This is really bad. Today, I was introduced to Bricks's Twig and Giggleberries, and let me tell you, thank goodness is was done via picture because otherwise I would have thrown up. Over and over again. First of all, he is uncircumsized, which makes me think, what? Am I going to be fucking foreskin? And second, he is as hairy as a mammoth. I need a weedwacker just to get down there. Then I need a masheti just so I can comb through the jungle.

How the hell has this guy gotten laid before? I mean really now, as a courtesy to your partner, you shave. Not only does it make it look prettier, but doesn't it also make you want it? This guy must've been George of the Jungle at one point because no man can be that hairy. And it's not just his unmentionables, it's everywhere! The legs, the chest, *shudders* it could even spread to the back. Oh my goodness, wtf have I gotten myself into?

On another, slightly less disgusting note, I bumped into Alchie today. I was on my way to the library, and since today was the last day of elections, he was canvasing the campus with his croonies trying to gather as much support as he could. I just blatantly told him that I wasn't voting. After tossing that idea around in my head though, I realized, that it is my democratic duty to vote. So I went to the polling station by the library, and proudly took my ballots and went to cast my vote, however, instead of writing anything down, I just spoiled the ballot. There's no one worth voting for.

Student elections are such bogus affairs. Who really goes out to vote anyways? And who even bothers taking the time to get to know the candidates? All you know is their faces on their posters which have been splattered all over campus. Who gives a turkey/rat's ass/shit? It's just like we're back in high school. What it comes down to is a popularity contest.

Democracy sucks.