A drunken post about nothing

I write this "Coming Back" post as I'm drunk, so pardon any spelling mistakes, or syntax errors that I may make.

My friend Shewhomakesmencry and I went out to a local bar tonight. Here are the sequence of events:

1) We pull into the parking lot of the bar and notice that it looks pretty empty and shady. We think, what the hell, we're here, let's give it a go. So we walk towards the door.

2) Here I am tugging on the door and it won't open. I'm wondering what's going on, and then a GORGEOUS MAN opens the door for me. And here I am feeling all stupid and "blonde."

3) My friend knew that there was a sign on the door that said please enter through side door, but failed to tell me. She had a good laugh about that all night.

4) It was karaoke night and I needed more than 1 beer in me to survive.

5) The beer goggles took over and I thought some of the men in the bar were really good looking. Especially the one eyed man with the wooden leg. (Don't worry folks, I'm kidding. Or am I?)

6) My friend dared me to sing a song, and for doing so, promised to pay me $10 and get me the hot bar-back's number.
UPDATE: I still have some dignity, self-respect, and pride, so I voted against embrassing myself.

7) I saw an Alchie lookalike which scared the hell out me. I almost dove under our table to avoid him, but apparently Shewhomakesmencry ensured me that it wasn't him.

8) Alchie and one of his croonies asked us as we were leaving the bar why we didn't sing. After that, I knew it wasn't him, but oddly felt horny.

9) Pumped gas into the car and thought the Indian guy running the gas station was hot.

10) Came home, writing an update in the blog, and going to crash.

That was my night-o-fun. I've been under immense stress with school, assignments, exams etc. But now that it's all over with, I'm going to let loose, for another day, and then get back to the grind. My profs assigned me homework over the break which isn't going to get done on its own.

Anyways, hope everyone out there in the blogging world is doing well. I promise to catch up on my commenting very soon. Be good ya'll.