Uncertain Goodbyes

So, onto the other events of last nite. Let us all take a moment to reflect on this 'minor accident' I had at the club, as LemonDrop so delicately put it. It was hardly minor! I fell wearing the most amazing shoes - you know those shoes you have tucked away in ur closet still in the shoebox that youve maybe worn once because they are so f*ing painful but you bought because they are so f*ing sexy?? yeah I was wearing those ones. After a night of dancing the backs of the patent red leather stillhettos started rubbing my achilles tendon and I had this MASSIVE blister. Naturally i felt like sitting down - then all of a sudden my phone rings, I go to step away from the loud music to hear the person when I fall flat on my ass down the stairs infront of id say, 40 poeple, wearing the worlds tiniest white miniskirt the whole time trying desperately to cover myself as I expose my vagina to the entire world. When I finally got up it was to a roar of applause from a room full of drunkards laughing. Im just glad I decided to shave....
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