Something must be wrong with me...

Because every time I go to work I seem to find condoms left, right, and centre. For example, today, I cleaned out my desk at work before I left for the night. [I read this one magazine article that said, you will feel less stressed at work if you know everything is in order. I figured, what do I have to lose? Let's try it out.] I chucked all of the old files that were in there, and organized my stationary etc. But lo and behold, what do I find hidden underneath some old application forms? A Lifestyles condom, WITH personal lubricant.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give up. It's bad enough that I find a condom in the home-office of the lady I work for on the weekends, but to find a condom in the drawer of a desk at a well respected university? *sigh* If you look on the bright side, at least this one was not lying on the floor, used and full of cum.