Into Another Bind

So I've gotten myself into another bind...this is starting to become the story of my life. I was at a party last night - it was filled with a bunch of 18 year olds so needless to say I felt a bit out of place especially when they were all running around high on E and playing with laser pens. Actually before I continue this story I would like to make a little aside about these fucking laster pens. Who the fuck made these things?! They apparently can cause temporary blindness, and yet they are used as a visual aide. Its like all those medications you see advertised on T.V. "Buy so-and-so product, it will help you drop those last 50LBs youve beenworking soo hard to lose on your diet of twinkies and cream cheese. *cut to screen of fat woman and thin woman standing side by side who clearly are two different people* *black screen and fast moving type* Warning: Some side affects of using this product may include insomnia, paranoia, fatigue, sculiosis, chronic diahhrhea, vomiting, heart failure, and bleeding of the rectum" But anyways, I seem to have been a bit side tracked.. so yes I was at a party at a friends house who knows a bunch of 18yr old crack whores - literally, they did crack and 3 of them looked like courtney love. So anyways, the night seemed like it would be a total waste of time but my BF really wanted to go. Then al of a sudden my friends roommate shows up - honestly it was a total movie moment, the sea of drunken prosti-tots parted and through them like moses, HOTTIE strutted surrounded by the glow of the broken and flickering porch light as the red dot of the laser pen danced across his chiseled features. *deep sigh* Alrite so he was a fine piece of ass. We spent the entire night glancing at eachother slyly, I was wearing a white mini skirt so i would purposely 'adjust' myself to lend a perfect shot to the pink panties I was wearing, thankfully this time I rememberd to wear underwear unlike that other time - but thats a different story. So the night when by and then it was time to leave and I gave him one last knowing glance and left with my compeltely trashed boyfriend.

I was talking with my friend the next day and inquired into Hottie to see if he was single and low and behold he is single. My friend worked a bit of magic and he and I were talking online for a good 3 hours. I discovered that he and I have the same birthday, he is also an aspiring professor and is going to be going to my university working towards the same degree after taking some time off school. Other things were learned but the main point is that he is basically me, with a penis. I can be a very direct person sometimes so I told him that I was very attracted to him and wanted to sleep with him to which he agreed, obviously, he is a man. I suggested that we all meet up tonight to play some pool, drink some beer & make merry and so we all met up, boyfriend included, at a local bar. THe boyfriend was being a wet rag, and managed to clear the entire table after making the comment "If you ever cheated on me, I would go to your house, ring your bell and blow my head off in front of whoever answered." Now, ladies and gentlemen, we understand why I am still with the pervert, he is fucking insane. Anyways, hottie and I were watching eachother the entire night and afterwards he sent me a txt msg asking to rendeavouz at some romantic outdoor location he knows at midnight for a lovers trist! I decided not to go depsite the fact that im sure it would have been amazing especially since he has one of those really nice perky bums. It's strange, I actually want to get to know him first which is a problem - I could see myself developing feelings for this guy. It was left with me and him meeting up tomorrow during the day - I dont know what's going to happen.

Im going to leave it there - on the soap opera note...To Be Continued...Next week on 'Raunchy Romances' PinkPolish has to chose between two loves - her boyfriend and the love of good sex. What will she di? Will she throw away 3 years of her relationship for Hotties tight yet still bouncy ass? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!