The Day of Assholes

So today really does seem to be the day of assholes. LemonDrop sees men peeing, meets a hot schitzo and I get a dirty redneck. I was at the liquor store today - I needed to pick up some rum for a friend who was comming over later. So I walked into the liquor store, my sun glasses still on made a mad dash for the rum and went straight to the cashier because the liquor store is the last place I want to be seen at at 1 in the afternoon. The transaction began and the cashier was making small talk and I noticed that a man, wearing red flannel and a trucker hat with a dirt tan walked up behind me with a BOX of wine. And when I say BOX I dont mean he had a box with a few bottles in it, no no no, I mean a BAG of wine in a BOX with a TAP! *shudders* Not only that, but the name of the wine was...."Cat Piss On A Bush" I am not kidding - it was actually called Cat Piss.

So, as I begin paying, the redneck behind me says "I wish my daddy was rich so I could be unemployed and Party all night too." I was completely shocked - I turned around took off my sunglasses and gave him 'the look.' You know what Im talking about ladies - that look you give men when theyve just smacked your ass, or your walking with your boyfriend and you see him staring at some other girls tits. Its the 'I am NOT impressed' look. Well stupidly I waited for an appology which obviously didnt come. Instead he gave me this goofy smirk on a face that you know just jumped out of a scene from 'Deliverance'. So I decided to reply with: "Yeah, Well I wish my welfare checks could buy cheap wine too." Needless to say our inbred friend didnt take to kindly to that comment and started causing a scene but another cashier called him over and he calmed town. My cashier was nearly pissing himself laughing.

Really gentlemen, Not the most shining day for the male species.