Thursday, April 06, 2006

Calendar Boys


So tonite LemonDrop and I are heading out to a Breast Cancer charity event. I have been telling people this all day feeling all proud that I am doing my part to help mankind and to keep the Boobies healthy, something I think all men will thank me for. Of course when I mention the event I conveneiently forget to mention that Im only going for the half-naked men...It's a judging competition for a calendary the hospital is putting out for charity... *drools* half-naked men sounds good to me! Its like a strip club but without having to look at some guys flacid cock smacking against his legs to the music, so in other words it's better. It starts at 7 with some 'live entertainment' which im hoping translates into male strippers, booze and free prizes, and then the judging starts at 9, afterwards there is a bachelor auction so LemonDrop will be comming over to my place so we can get all pretty in hopes of catching some male models...or strippers, I'm ok with strippers too, i dont like being overly picky.