Imaginary Friends

So I have come to the conclusion that my sex life is seriously lacking. What exactly is it lacking? More men. I was reading an article today about "what women are thinking in bed" and I found the whole thing ridiculous. The article tried to say that 98% of women surveyed said they think about ways to cover their bodies to hide their flaws during sex, some close their eyes and imagine they are with their lover in a more romantic setting, some stare into their partners eyes and think about how much they love them. Frankly this is a load of shit . Im not thinking about romance when I'm having sex, I'm thinkg "Fuck, is he done yet?!" I'm not concentrating on how much I love him, I'm focusing on my moans making sure my performance is as real as possible. Or sometimes im thinking "Wow my back is really starting to hurt - time to flip over!" When a guy is on top of me, under me, behind me, or beside me if he is lucky enough to pass through my mind its only when I catch brief glimpses of the retarded look he has on his face and I think "How did I end up here?!"