The Head Poke

Well, my friday rendeavouz with CampBrady was definately interesting. What was originally meant to be a nice coffee date where we could get together and learn a little more about eachother ended up being extremely perverse - Im starting to notice a trend with me... We met up at a central location on campus and were sitting down talking - I was pretty tired from the night before studying for a test so I laid down on his lap and he was stroking my hair as we chit chatted about inane bullshit. Everything seemed like ti was going really well, that is until I felt an odd squirming sensation on the back of my head. I shift slightly and was then promptly poked in the end with his erect phallus! Shocked I looked at him and he had this disgusting smug look on his face and then said 'Now that youve had a taste - I bet you want more." He then proceeded to try and place my hand on his extremely turgid penis and I quickly pulled my hand away making polite excuses as to why I needed to go.

If only being smacked in the head with a penis was the worst of it! Night time rolled around and silly me decided to call him - despite his obviously crass demeanor I still had a thing for the guy and he seemed genuinely good. So I proposed that we 'meet up' and see where things go *wink wink nudge nudge* Well, if the son of a bitch doesnt turn me down! He says "What kind of guy do you take me for?! Thats just dirty. Im going call me some other time" I was completely shocked into silence the entire time and hung up in awe. This is going to sound really arrogant, but like he could do better! So I spent saturday angry at the world and insulted. Then the bastard had the audacity to call me back and say "You never called me back. WHy?" to which I replied "You hung up on me" Campbrady: " I was playing hard to get" PinkPolish : "So am I" *hangs up*

Can you believe that? Since when does insulting equate to playing hard to get? And what the hell is a man doing playing hard to get?! Its not like women are leaping all over him! One day he talks about me bearing his children and then the next he intimates that im a dirty tramp!

It's official - Men will be the death of us all.