A fairly stagnant week

I was changing the "Of The Week" section of our blog, and while I was browsing my favourite martini website (www.martiniart.com), I came across a martini called "LemonDrop Martini." So of course, that instantly became our Martini of the Week! All we have to do now is find one called Pinky, or at least PinkPolish in honour of my colleague.

Bricks has called a few times, and I've tried to tell him, indirectly of course, [I'm a woman, why would I ever be direct with a man?] that I cannot be with him. I told him that I was moving to New York, and I even blurted out that he needs to trim/shave the Yeti Torpedo. He just went with the flow and said okay. "We can work things out." PinkPolish and I have devised a plan that includes me either becoming a lesbian, or going to a nunnery. Here's the kicker though. Despite the fact that he has an ugly schlong, I still like the guy. I mean, he's fairly reliable, and he cares about me, which is more than I can say about some guys. I have a draft of an email saved on my computer to send him "in case shit happens."

Moving on, I got a call from KungPow. He asked me if I wanted to have sex with him. Yep, that's right folks, he just came out and said it. No beating around the bush, nothing. He just asked me. I've actually been contemplating this...and I called back and left a message saying that I would meet him at a mutual location and we can see where things go from there. [This meeting should be taking place some time later today.] The thing is, when I called him, I left a message on his phone. I don't know if he got it. The idiot has the audacity to ask me for sex, and then not speak to me. Hmm, maybe I should think twice about this rather than just jumping in.

Furthermore, I received a phone call from NoBalls. He asked me out again. Frankly, he's a nice guy, despite his lack of a backbone, so I might consider it. [Depends on how lonley I get.]

I guess it's back to essay writing. 1 down, 2 to go.

Ooh, PS, Prison Break is back on air! Oh God how I love Wentworth Miller! (You'll see how much below.)

*Drools* Does he not look sexy?!?!?!

Mmm, even when he pretends to think, he looks gorgeous.
Scrumptious!