Sunday, March 05, 2006

DILF Hunter


I have to concurr with Lemondrop, the night seemed a little drab although interesting. At the starting of the night a 35 year old man bought me a round of drink, and the bartender gave me free shots exclaiming "youre good for business". Im going to assume because I was one of the only women there whose body was still un ravished by gravity. As for the crowd, well they were around 30-50, I saw a total of 3 transvestites (atleast i hope they were or they were just really ugly women), and 1 guy who I thought was having an epileptic seizure, but apparently thats just how poeple used to dance. There was also a really creepy WOP sorta guy in a suit who came alone and just stared at women on the dance floor.

I danced with about 4 different guys, the first grabbed my ass but atleast he smelled good, the second was a friend of mine from school who really likes me, CampBrady (he is a camp councellor), he was very vigorously thrusting his penis into my ass - it was a little disconcertaing at first, i also danced with his friend, Poncho, who was 26 and had about as much sex appeal as the rotting corpse of a 300lb man laying in a bathtub of his own shit. Unfortunately, this was the guy that tried to kiss me. He thought he was being so smooth about it too thats what really pisses me of. We were dancing andt hen all of a sudden hes thrusting his big Jew nose in my face and trying to tilt my face back. *shudders* I successfully pushed him away thankfully. I also danced very briefly with LemonDrop's friend but he reminded me too much of one of my old best friends that it was like having my brother trying to dance with me. I dont know how he became "infatuated" with me as I pretty much ignored him the whole night trying not to give him any false hope.

By the end of the night my feet hurt, my legs hurt and I was tired and a little relieved to be going home. The drive back was fun eventhough I got us totally lost. I stopped by to see Pervert and ti wasnt soo bad. I figured he would try to get all gropey and annoying but he was a perfect gentleman and paid for my cab ride home.

As for CampBrady - well thats a more difficult matter. I mean the guy is not attractive in the least bit, and yet Im still attracted to him in a strange way. I dont know why! ugh why is everything soo complicated.