What will I see next?

So at school today, I saw the dumbest sign on a bulletin board while I was waiting for class to start. "Looking for healthy female to donate egg. Must be university educated." You have got to be kidding me! What kind of difference is a university education going to make when you're donating an egg?!?! Jeez. What am I going to see next? A t-shirt that says, "I'm the next Hitler? Bow to me." And who would answer that kind of ad? If someone does, it would be like saying, Harvest me! Come plow my field!

I had another Alchie sighting today. Unbelievable. No place on campus is safe anymore. I was sitting in the student centre with a friend of mine having my morning tea, and lo and behold, Alchie comes through the door and waves at me. I waved back nervously hoping that he would just keep walking. Thank goodness he did. PinkPolish also had a sighting.

Well...I better get back to my Hamlet lecture. To be or not to be...