What A Day!

So I was walking across campus today to catch my bus home and I saw two of the best t-shirts in the world, which makes three great tshirts in 2 weeks. Last week it was the tshirt in the picture to the left which was worn by a 4 year old little boy "Now that Im safe, Im Pro-Choice." Fucking priceless. Today's t-shirt was on a 20 year old guy which read: "I Support Stem Cell Research But Only As Byproduct Of My Support For KIlling Babies." *evil snicker* why, why am I so sick? I am leaving you in suspense for the other t-shirt until the end of the post.

On A more serious note here are the latest developments:

(1) Oxford approached me after class today and asked if he could chain me up in his closet and keep me as a sex slave.

(2) I was hit on by some wierd professor while trying to get a bagel @ a coffee shop on campus. He was accompanied by a certain professor that shall be forth with known as "the flacid old fool". I was waiting patiently for my multigrain bagle to toast when I noticed the geriatric eyes skanning my gooodies. If he was rich I might have considered pulling an Anna Nicole Smith but, he was far from it. When he noticed my evil glare he turned to the flacid fool next to him and said "my, what a beautiful young lady." Now that I think back on it...he wasnt soo bad...I think i could f*ck a rich old guy..as long as it was doggy style.......

Final T-shirt Thoughts for the Day:
"I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer"

*rolls on floor laughing & clutching her cerivix*